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my favourite funny moments of acomaf and acowar
„Unlike some people,” Cassian said, “I have better things to do with my time than sit in front of the mirror for hours.” “Yes,” Mor said, tossing her long hair over a shoulder, “since swaggering around Velaris—” “We have company,” was Azriel’s soft warning.“
Acomaf C. 16
„Cassian’s grin grew as he reached around Amren to clap his friend on the shoulder. Azriel sighed—the sound of the long-suffering.“
Acomaf C. 16
„Cassian was grimacing as we trailed them, Rhys’s brows were raised, and Azriel looked more inclined to blend into the nearest shadow and avoid this conversation all together.“
Acomaf C. 24
„What—literally shout at the tattoo?” “You could try rubbing it on certain body parts and I might come faster.“
Acomaf C. 25
„I’m surprised there aren’t more mirrors in this house, since you seem to love looking at yourself so much.”Azriel launched into a coughing fit. Cassian just turned away, a hand clamped over his mouth.“
Acomaf C. 30
They'd dragged me out two nights ago- and I'd spent most of the time sitting in their booth, nursing my wine, talking over the music with Azriel, who had arrived content to brood, but reluctantly joined me in observing Rhys holding court at the bar. Females and males watched Rhysand throughout the hall and the shadowsinger and I made a game of betting on who, exactly, would work up the nerve to invite the High Lord home.
Acomaf C. 31
"I wrecked one building-“
Acomaf C. 31
“Mating bond chafing a bit, Rhys?”
Acomaf C. 56
If you kick their asses out of the house, they’ll just sit in the roof.
Acomaf C. 58
„Cassian smirked at me, brows flicking up. I shot him a warning glare that dared him to comment. Azriel, thankfully, just kicked Cassian under the table. Cassian gawked at Azriel as if to declare I wasn’t going to say anything“
Acowar C. 15
„I once dared Cassian to fly down and see.” “And?” “And he came back up, faster than I’ve ever seen him fly, white as death. He never told me what he saw. The first few weeks, I thought it was a joke—just to pique my curiosity. But when I finally decided to see for myself a month later, he threatened to tie me to a chair. He said some things were better left unseen and undisturbed. It’s been two hundred years, and he still won’t tell me what he saw. If you even mention it, he goes pale and shaky and won’t talk for a few hours.“
Acowar C. 20
„Mercifully, or perhaps not, Nesta’s retching filled the silence. Cassian gaped at Rhys. “What did you do?” “I asked him the same thing,” I said, crossing my arms. “He said he ‘went fast.’ ”Nesta vomited again—then silence. Cassian sighed at the ceiling. “She’ll never fly again.“
Acowar C. 24
„Do you know,” Cassian drawled to her, “that the last time I got into a brawl in this house, I was kicked out for a month?” He just went on, “It was Amren’s fault, of course, but no one believed me. And no one dared banish her.“
Acowar C. 24
“What did I do wrong?” Azriel, who had been sharpening Truth-Teller in his lap, flicked his hazel eyes up to me. “Aside from the tree?“
Acowar C. 29
„I figure it’s time for the world to know who really has the largest wingspan.” Cassian laughed, and even Azriel smiled. Mor gave me a look that had me biting my lip to keep from howling. “Twenty gold marks says there’s a fight in the first hour,” Cassian said“
Acowar C. 42
„Someone fish out dear Amren before she catches a cold.“
Acowar C. 77
